Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office
Reading guide
“Mr president” = me
“The oval office” = my room
“Their”, “masquito” = errors for comedic effect
Behind the scenes
This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard
I think Joan of Arc’s fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don’t really get a say either way.
I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here.
Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc. An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc. At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.
anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.
*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?
Re the noticer dogwhistle: It is antisemitic, unfortunately. It's less common on tumblr though. The Tumblr fash have two flavours: Nazi Hermetic Crunchy Wombyn (OT9 and J*y of Satan are the big two fash orgs that try to recruit on Tumblr) and Boring Old Alt-Right Online Fash (your wojak posting, return with a V, statue icon, tradpilled guy who still posts like its 2009 4chan)
blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25
hi, gentle reminder that you can reclaim slurs for yourself but not for the entire community! Please don’t say g*y when talking about other fags, it is a harmful word that has been used against the queer community to hurt mlm, use less harmful words like cocksucker, faggot, queer, and fairy! Thank you ✨
how long until someone takes this one seriously I wonder
To everyone who read g*y as goy, you know what sure new discourse just dropped, calling people goy is homophobic now and you must call non Jewish people fags that’s the rule I’m sure we can wrap the slur discourse enough to lead to that conclusion
